De profundis

It was awful. Men were trapped under wardrobes. Chairs were multiplying in quiet corners. There were lids with no pans and other pans with no lids, but definitely not those lids – oh no. I shall say no more until my next venting*

*scheduled for tomorrow

Anyway, I am done. Totally frazzled. Whatever plans I had are in abeyance. I hung the odd bauble on the tree and that’s it for the night. But a word to the wise – if your mother ever expresses an interest in quilting take immediate defensive measures. Buy her a quad bike, or a horse, or even a camel. Get the woman a Sikorsky helicopter and a machine gun. Trust me – it will take up less space in the long run…..

Anyway, today’s question: Where was UK driver Lando Norris placed in the Belgian Grand Prix?
yesterday’s answer: Kipper, it is a children’s picture book all the others are Adult fiction/memoir books

One thought on “De profundis”

  1. Wardrobes should be banned. No argument, just banned. Take up space, provide little in return. Hate them! Wish I could help you with this horrendous task. Is she planning to be in by Christmas?

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